Terrific! Pass this along!
  -- Alpine (before punching Xamot, who explains that he feels everything that his brother experiences)
Home Episode Summaries Season 1 The Pyramid of Darkness: Three Cubes to Darkness


"Like, it's like you're surfin' and you just know this killer wave is sneaking up behind you ready to wipe you out."
- Footloose (relating to Airtight's uneasiness in his own way)

The Cobra agents hunting Shipwreck and Snake Eyes burst into Satin's dressing room and demand that she tell them where the Joes are hiding. Satin, furious that they entered her dressing room without knocking, yells at the "maxi-jerk" leader that she has enough problems entertaining the crowd and states that if he doesn't leave then she will report him to her biggest record buyer: Cobra Commander. Colonel Slash offers a thousand apologies and dodges a lamp thrown by Satin at him as he leaves hastily.

Shipwreck and Snake Eyes come out from behind a dressing curtain and are told by Satin that they will need to change into some costumes in order to get out. Shipwreck hands the dress to Snake Eyes.


The Joes press their attack on Major Bludd, and as Bazooka and Alpine climb down from the mountain, Bazooka falls, knocks Alpine down and skids along a slope. Ice falls from the slope and strikes the helmet of Major Bludd, who turns and orders the Cobras the attack Alpine and Bazooka.

The Guardians attack the Joes. While positioning the cube, Tomax and Xamot are besieged as well, however, Roadblock knocks a ball from a pedestal that destroys the attacking Guardians. Xamot activates the cube and Roadblock, Airtight and Footloose retreat with their prisoner, Tomax, as Cobra exits the city.

Aboard Space Station Delta, Dusty and Mutt note that the cube's energy creates a circuit and that the situation for them must be getting worse since the Fatal Fluffies are happy to see the energy.


Meanwhile, the mechanical arms holding Flint and Lady Jaye retreat back into the cube, which sends its own energy beam to the space station.

Climbing out of the snow, Alpine sighs and states that he now knows what it feels like to be a frozen pizza. He pulls Bazooka out of the snow and finds out that his leg was injured. Alpine welcomes Bazooka to the Alpine Taxi Service and carries his friend on his back.

However, Alpine takes a wrong turn and the Joes find themselves under attack by Storm Shadow and Snow Serpents as they float away on a small chunk of ice that drifts into the ocean. And their situation worsens as Sea Lions climb onto the ice with a great hunger in their eyes and lots of sharp teeth in their mouths.


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